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  • Tourtime Terms and Conditions, Page 6

    will not be held liable for any incidents, physical or otherwise, which arises or results due to one or more of the following temporal anomalies: inserting yourself into earlier or later branches of your family genealogy; transporting, removing or otherwise redistributing such items defined as illegal contraband in Section III.B.2.ii; directly or indirectly acting as, or claiming to be, the past or future savior of one or more indigenous peoples; deliberately affecting one or more forces of nature (including but not limited to: slight gusts of wind, butterflies, or small acts of kindness) with the intent to influence, change, or otherwise alter the future. This list is not intended to be all-inclusive, and is subject to change.

    Final determination of qualifying temporal anomaly events is determined by trained temporal anomaly adjudicators. Written appeals may be sent to the Office of Temporal Research. Applications will be reviewed in the order they are received, and may take up to one to three business decades for processing. All verdicts will be delivered no more than five minutes after submission, and are considered absolute.

    Section IV. Package Options and Limitations

    A. Tourist Destination Packages

    With the partnership from Activision, we are proud to announce that certain historical events previously deemed to crowded for additional spectatorship have been reauthorized for personal travel. By utilizing recent developments in incorporeal and invisibility technology, an unlimited number of people are able to coexist inside of the same spacetime coordinates, undetectable to local spacetime natives. The Activision Incorporeal Cloaking Unisuit (ICU) Technology is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. Usage of the ICU for purposes other than spectation the intended event will be punished to the full extent of the law. Package pricing and availability may vary on location, and is subject to change. Please see your local Tourtime Agency for a full list of current destination packages.

    1. The National Period Act of 2731 enabled Congress to declare periods of time, designated to be tourist destinations, locations of interest, or otherwise determined to be of significant importance, to be Federally protected in order to maintain the integrity of existence. As such, Tourtime is legally required to restrict the number of travelers per year to the following periods, designated as high traffic periods:

    • The Pepsi Cola World War II National Period (Europe, select parts of North America and Africa)
    • The General Motor Renaissance National Period (Europe only)
    • The IBM Prehistoric National Period (select parts of Pangaea)

    This is not an all-inclusive list of all federally protected national periods, but does represent a comprehensive list of all such national periods which Tourtime is authorized to service. There can be no exceptions made for travel to any unlisted national period, which includes travel for the purpose of familial genealogy tourism, as defined in Section VI.A.3. Any customer found to