Tag: couch cushions

  • Matter of Time

    Jacob rummaged in between the couch cushions so loudly that Jennifer finally paused the TV and harrumphed.

    “What are you even doing, Jake?”

    “My pretzel fell down in there.”

    “So? Get another one.”

    “I don’t want another one. I want that one.” He rummaged some more. “I don’t get it. It should be right here.”

    Jen sighed, stood up, and pulled the couch cushion off the couch.

    The twins stood staring at the under-the-couch-cushion for a moment before exchanging a glance.

    “Is that…?” Jen started.

    “Hey look! It’s the remote Mom said I lost! It was right here the whole time!” Jake grabbed the remote and held it aloft in triumph, apparently forgetting the lost pretzel.

    “It can’t be. We tore the couch apart looking for that thing.” Jen crossed her arms. “We didn’t get to watch TV for a week until the new remote came. There’s no way it was here the whole time.”

    Jake shrugged, tossed the remote on the coffee table, then settled back down with his bowl of pretzels.

    But Jen couldn’t settle. They’d lost that remote years ago. Two? Three? It was weird. How had it suddenly reappeared?

    She picked up the found remote and put it in a drawer in her room. (more…)

  • Spelunking

    On days where a field trip is required I always find a new dress in my closet.

    Treasure will be found if you only get off your couch and dig for it beneath the cushions. 5 17 18 24 93

    It was an oddly specific fortune cookie. But when one of the kids in my classroom gets an oddly specific fortune with their chow mein, it can only mean that it’s field trip day. The dress covered in springs and couch pillows makes sense now.

    “Come on, kids! Everyone aboard the bus!”

    No one ever asked about the bus. Not the school board. Not the administration. Not the other bus drivers.

    “Not another field trip.”
    “I thought we were going to learn long division this week.”
    “Not again, Mrs. Frizzle,” the children whined.

    “Hup to, hup to. Learning requires sacrifices from time to time,” I said, clapping my hands together.

    The kids dutifully filed out to the bus and took their seats. The bus winked a headlight on me as I boarded behind them. I dropped into the driver’s seat and starting cranking things like I had any idea what I was doing.

    The bus knew the way, though. The bus always knew the way. (more…)

  • Living Room Moon

    “Why did you leave the moon rock where the baby could get it?”

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