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  • Jimmy Cavanaugh

    The following is a translated transcript of The Overnight Show originating from the Buntoohn Room on level 343 of Kunwaq Station.  Content is approved for dissemination by Conclave Order BX/J5873.

     

    GIXO: Welcome back, gentlebeings. Our first guest tonight is a Peregrinator, one of those who can move easily between the ‘branes as well as across them. He’s older than everyone on our crew here — combined — and he’s been a lot of places and seen a lot of things. If you’ve heard of him, and not many have, you may have been at a very exclusive party where his food was featured. A magnificent chef, a tastemaker, and popular with ladies of every species, please welcome Jimmy Cavanaugh!

    (Applause. Cavanaugh comes onstage, is greeted by Gixo and both sit facing one another.)

    GIXO: Glad you could come by, Jimmy.

    CAVANAUGH: Thank you for inviting me. It’s nice to be here.

    GIXO: You have a book coming out, don’t you? We should get that out of the way.

    CAVANAUGH: Well — no, actually — I don’t. I’m not sure where you got that from. (more…)

  • Hero of Light

    This week at Hero Hypertext, we’re having a live chat with veteran superhero Candela, and discussing her new book, Learning to Fly: a memoir, which comes out next week.

    Candela from Learning to FlyHero Hypertext: As they say on television, our guest needs no introduction. Everyone in New Chicago is familiar with her. She’s saved the city more times than anyone can count. Candela, welcome to Hero Hypertext.

    Candela: Thank you so much, Gary. I’m glad to be here. I’ve been reading your blog for years. You have a great site.

    HH: That’s nice of you to say. I’ll be sure to sign the check for your endorsement before you leave. 🙂

    C: Seriously. You’re doing great things for the caped  community.

    HH: So, let’s jump right into it. You’re retiring at the end of the month, is that correct?

    (more…)

  • Hidden Hangout (Episode 3.8)

    MAURICE:   Hello, everyone! Welcome to another episode of Hidden Hangout. As always, I’m your host, Maurice the Closet Monster.

    (Theme music accompanied by awkward dancing around the set)

    We’ve got a fantastic show lined up for you. In our cooking segment, we’ll be showing you some great tips for saving money on your grocery bill by shopping from your neighbors’ garden when they’re not home.

    We’ll be talking with treasure expert, Bruce the Pygmy Dragon. He’ll be sharing his favorite brass polishing tips, as well as some advice on how to shop for the best deals on antiques at flea markets.

    And , yes, you’ve probably already heard about it. We have Yanni in the house today! (more…)

  • Jemma Behker Shares All (Or So We Hope)

    Good morning ladies and gentlemen! Usually right now I would be blathering on about some writing topic or entertaining you with a story I spewed out after a few glasses of wine. But today I have something different, something special. I’ve managed to secure an interview with Jemma Behker. You may remember her from my 2011 NaNo novel. She’s a lovely young lady from the Kingdom of Callador and… well, why don’t we cut straight to the interview?

    Good morning, Jemma.

    Jemma: It’s the middle of the night.

    Technically, yes, but…

    J: I’m not stupid. It’s the middle of the night.

    Right, right. Good evening then. Why don’t you tell me a bit about yourself? (more…)

  • Chat with Shane from Monsters of Lawrence

    Sara E. Lundberg: Hello Shane, welcome to the Confabulator Cafe. So glad you could join us here today.

    Shane: Yeah, awesome, thanks for having me. Love this place. Any café, really. I’m a barista.

    SEL: Excellent, I hope that makes you feel right at home.

    Shane: Totally.

    SEL: So, you are one of the supporting characters for the up and coming Monsters of Lawrence novel. Tell me a little bit about yourself.

    Shane: When you say supporting character, what exactly does that mean? (more…)

  • Failed Conversion

    (Broadcast transcript provided by Station URHI, Holy Roller Radio. Creators of the forthcoming documentary Glock and Awe: God’s plan for you and your guns.)

    HOST:    Happy Monday, people! And thank you for tuning in to this week’s edition of The Wooly Pulpit, America’s premier destination for hairy men of God and the nation who loves them. 

    As always, I am your host, Cubby Carlson, and boy, do we have a great show for you tonight.

    Joining us in studio, New Argo’s newest Bible Bear, the reverend Mike Mackey. He’ll talk about becoming ordained, forming his own church, and if there’s anyone special in his life, aside from the Big Guy, I mean.

    (Laughs) 

    But before we get to the good stuff, and let me tell you people, from where I’m sitting, it is Very. Good. Stuff. Here’s a quick word from our sponsors. (more…)

  • Meeting with Mitch

    This interview is with a character from my short story Patchwork. The story is not yet available. It is being submitted to horror markets with the hope of being published soon.

    “ Welcome to a Meeting with Mitch, I’m Mitch Marlins. Our guest today could not join us in the studio. He is currently being housed in the Taylor County Jail facing charges on several murders, but he has agreed to talk to us via satellite. Denny, thanks for joining us.

    “ Goddammit, my name’s not Denny.

    “The deputies said—“

    “Those [beep]heads,” he yells off-camera. “Hey, Joel. It’s not enough that you got me locked up in this [beep]ing [beep]hole, but you gotta keep busting my balls on the Denny thing? Yeah, real [beep]ing funny.”

    “So your name isn’t Denny?” Mitch asks. (more…)

  • Getting to Know You (Week Ending October 13)

    The characters we invent are little extensions of ourselves. Whether we create heroes or villains, friends or foils, writers invest a bit of their own personalities into them. So, we thought it might be fun to meet some of these characters.

    Recently, the “character interview” has been used by authors to help promote books. It’s a great way to talk about the book and give a feel for the writing without actually giving away an excerpt. And sometimes the characters are entertaining enough on their own to entice readers to pick up the book.

    This week, you’ll meet a variety of characters from a variety of works by our Cafe authors. Some of these interviews are straight-forward. Some are … offbeat. But we’re sure you’ll enjoy meeting these characters and the authors who created them.

    Until Next Week,

    The Cafe Management

  • Migrating Away from FeedBurner

    If you subscribe to the Confabulator Cafe RSS feed, please note that we are moving away from FeedBurner as our web feed management provider. Recent events have suggested that FeedBurner is no longer a viable option, and we are investigating other possibilities.

    In the meantime, you can directly subscribe to the Cafe feed by clicking the RSS feed button in the sidebar.

    Any of our readers who have a technical solution that would be better, please let us know in the comments below.

    Thanks,

    The Cafe Management

  • Who has been the biggest supporter of your writing?

    Writing can be a grueling, difficult occupation or even hobby, and writers tend to be somewhat insecure at best. We need the support and encouragement of our friends and family, as well as complete strangers. As you’ve read over the past week, most of us have been fortunate enough to have a strong support structure. For this week’s Ephemera, we asked the Confabulators who their biggest supporter has been.

    Jason Arnett

    My mom has always supported everything artistic that I’ve tried and she was the financial backing behind my minicomics series in the early 2000s so she’s definitely up there. I mean, Mom has to tell me I’m doing things the way they should be done, right? But I’m also lucky enough to have a friend who’s a writer in his own medium who has always encouraged me to keep going even when a story misses its mark. When we get together he always asks me what I’m working on and what’s coming up next, too, and that’s the kind of artistic support that keeps me coming back to writing when I’m frustrated.

    Ashley M. Poland

    The Husband, by and far. He supports me continuing to do it full time, when we would be better off financially with me doing pretty much anything else. When I get discouraged and feel like quitting, he helps me through it. When I just need to sit down and talk out what I’m doing, he’s there. He rocks it pretty hard, and I wouldn’t be anywhere near as far along without him cheering me on.

    Paul Swearingen

    Several people in the Writer’s Digest forum seem to be my biggest fans and have written nice reviews of my YA novels in several places. I am humbled. However, my favorite review came from someone named “Jade” via Barnes & Noble: “This book is ok idk if its my fav but i do know it was ok”.

    Jack Campbell, Jr.

    I am fortunate in that I have never met anyone who was not supportive of my writing. My writing career has been marked by a constant stream of support from a variety of sources, even those who don’t particularly understand or appreciate my type of writing. I definitely owe them all a debt of gratitude.

    Christie Holland

    My biggest supporter has to be my mom. She doesn’t always “get” speculative fiction, but she’s always willing to read the stories I’ve written. After NaNoWriMo last year, when several of us traded manuscripts, I called my mom because I was so elated that I had gotten positive feedback. I got a card in the mail a few days after that from my mom, congratulating me on my novel that “had potential.” My mom has always been proud of me for being able to write a novel and I am eternally grateful to her for that.

    Ted Boone

    Fellow NaNoWriMo participants, mostly. I have lots of friends and family that support me in principle, but getting those individuals to read/critique/participate in any way is usually difficult/impossible. My fellow NaNo writers get what I’m up to, however, and have been a major source of support.

    Sara Lundberg

    I’ve had various “biggest” supporters of my writing throughout my life. In junior high, it was my 8th grade English teacher, Mr. Coleman. I never thought my writing was any good before him. Around that same time, just as I was getting my start as a writer, my Dad was always a big supporter – I could always go to him to help with ideas. When I wanted to get my MFA in Creative Writing, Mom helped me look for grad schools. Over the last several years, my brother and sister have been incredibly supportive, offering to read and give feedback on the stories I’ve written. In the last year, I’d say my writing group family has been my biggest support structure. They are there for me every time I want to give up and remind me what being a writer is really about. All of these people have given me legs to stand on.