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  • Daughter of the Wildwood

    I wrote this story for the Writer’s Weekly Fall 2013 24-Hour Writing Contest

    Only one scream ever rivaled the one Madge gave during labor: the scream that came the next day when she discovered the child was not the one she had birthed.
     
    Nobody believed her; both her baby and the impostor had a shock of bright red hair that matched her own. How many red-headed newborns could there be? But she knew her own daughter had been perfect and unblemished. The devil’s mark marred the cheek of the thing that took her place.
     
    A birth mark, nothing more, Madge’s husband Joshua assured her. But Madge was convinced the child was a daughter of the Wildwood.
     
    Autumn became a wicked child at a young age, terrorizing the townswfolk and destroying property. Madge convinced Joshua, who doted on the devil child, to search the Wildwood for their true daughter. He entered the forest but never returned.
  • Kate Griffin, Matthew Swift series: A Madness of Angels, The Midnight Mayor, The Neon Court, The Minority Council. (Book review)

    Once upon a time, a few years ago, Matthew Swift had a no good, horrible, very bad day. With the help of the blue electric angels he got better, and decided to do something about that.

    These are the tales of Matthew Swift, an urban sorcerer in modern-day London. He doesn’t use the traditional materials of fire, water, air, and earth; instead he uses mains power, gas, tarmac, and diesel exhaust to work his magics. He lives in the heartbeat of London; his feet quicken at rush hour and stroll on early Sunday mornings. He understands London’s denizens, the beggars, the pigeons, the urban foxes; the various clans and gangs, the Tribe, the Neon Court, the Whites, the Beggar King; the spells that can be cast with spray paint and a subway pass and power plucked from a street lamp. The magic is as modern as it is fantastic; golems are made of litter, a frustrated civil servant can inadvertently call forth primal forces of destruction, graffiti is used for wards and warnings, blue electric angels born of human passions live in the telephone wires.

    In Book One, Matthew seeks revenge for his own death, raining doom and destruction upon his foes. In Book Two, he finds himself suddenly tasked with saving the City from some unknown evil, which is ridiculous because after the destruction of Book One, what madman would give Matthew any authority whatsoever? In Book Three, Matthew must attempt diplomacy in order to avert a war, which is again ridiculous because the last time he tried to negotiate a peace the building fell down. And in Book 4, he faces the most implacable enemy of all— a civil service job.

    Griffin has built a richly textured world. Her magical London is as much a character as any other in the book. Her prose is descriptive and poetic and deserves to be savored. The magic is based on modern, not primeval, metaphors; so are the fantastic creatures, who have adapted to urban life as easily as the rats and cockroaches have.

    I just cannot tell you how much I love these books. They’re a lot like Neil Gaiman and very little like Harry Dresden. I love the language; I love the metaphors that build the magical spells. I love that Matthew and the blue electric angels both live in his skull and you can tell which one is speaking by whether its in first person singular or plural. I love how Matthew buys his clothes at charity shops because he wants the soles of his shoes worn just enough that he can feel the texture of the street below his feet. I love the clues sprinkled throughout the story that only become explicable at the end. I love watching Matthew perform his spells; to gain audience with the Beggar King, sit on a piece of cardboard by the side of the road and hopefully jingle coins in a styrofoam cup; to escape an eldritch horror summoned from the recycling bins, buy a Tube ticket, enter the station, and read the incantation (terms and conditions) on the back, which expressly forbids entry without a valid ticket. I love that the most powerful sorcerer in London is regarded in the magical community as something of a tosser.

    There’s a second series, too, Magicals Anonymous. The main character in this one is Sharon, a barista who founded a Facebook group very nearly named Weird Shit Keeps Happening to Me and I Don’t Know Why But Figure I Need Help, and runs support meetings in the church hall for, among others, a vampire with hygiene issues, a druid apprentice allergic to magic, a troll who just wants to be liked, and a banshee who is a lover of modern art. Magicals Anonymous is a little more tongue in cheek, mostly because Sharon doesn’t take herself nearly as seriously as Matthew does.

  • Monster in My Closet (Book Review)

    This is a review for the first book of the Monster Haven series, written by the Confabulator Café’s very own, R.L. Naquin. You can find Monster in my Closet, as well as the second book in the series, Pooka in my Pantry, wherever ebooks for Kindle and Nook are sold. The third installment of this six-book series, Fairies in my Fireplace, became available for purchase yesterday! Go check them out. Right now! What are you waiting for??

    This series is one of my new favorites. I read an over-abundance of urban fantasy, and while each has its own world and mythology, they all tend to echo each other.

    Not so with this book. This is something entirely new. Not only do we get to see monsters that have never before been included in urban fantasy, but there are new rules, and even new character archetypes.

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  • Six word stories

    Dragons exist. Don’t ask questions, RUN!

    Cat: Human sleep deprived. Mission accomplished.

    Superpowers? Radioactive guppy bite. Stop laughing!

    Cute-powers from radioactive kitten bite. Awwwwwww……

    I fail to resist his pain.

    You never forget your first murder.

    Poverty, not cancer, killed my friend.

    Breaking!! World! Hell! Handbasket! You “decide.”

    “Don’t be evil.” I laugh, maniacally.

    Psychiatrist’s shrunken head collection intrigues me.

    The money he stole— well spent.

    Interdimensional portal. “Just a quick peek….”

  • Love through Status Updates

    You met him briefly in a bar. A quick hello. He bought you a drink. Would’ve bought you two, but you had a boyfriend. You definitely didn’t let him kiss you in the back alley.

    Going back with him to his apartment was out of the question.

    You weren’t that sort of girl. The kind that cheats that is.

    Weeks later when you were off again with your boyfriend, you looked him up on Facebook. He didn’t tell you his name, but you had your ways. In some ways it was a small town. Finding him wasn’t that difficult. (more…)

  • Wool (Book Review)

    Ashley, holding a copy of Wool by Hugh HoweyI wanted to review something unexpected. I wanted to be like, “Look at this awesome, avant-garde thing you’ve never heard of before.”

    Instead, I recently caught up with the rest of the universe and read Wool by Hugh Howey. A lot of my friends had read (and liked) it on Goodreads, and it caught my eye at the store one day. (The cover is gorgeous, by the way. Just in case you wanted to judge it by what really matters.)

    I liked the book. It’s fun to read sci-fi that isn’t in space nor optimistic about the future of the human race. (Even though I enjoy books that are optimistic and take place in space.) Our main characters live in the silo, and have for as long as history can remember. Holston, the sheriff of the silo, wants to leave the silo. Which, as it turns out, is punishable by death.

    Spoilers under the jump, kids.

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  • The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson (Book Review)

    imagesThe Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is the first of a series of three crime novels that Stieg Larsson completed before his death of a massive heart attack at age 50. It is a “phenomenon” novel and runaway best-seller in spite of some serious flaws: it starts with a prologue which does not involve the main characters; it ends with a summary that draws the novel well beyond the climax; after the prologue it moves slowly and describes the outcome of a trial; its dialogue is often wooden and serves as the author’s mouthpiece; its point of view sometimes wanders bewilderingly; descriptions are either perfunctory or very detailed, especially in the case of computer specifications; the Swedish-into-British English translation at times is quaint if not distracting; most of the characters in it have the same last name of Vanger, making the family tree thoughtfully included a vital but clumsy reference.

    So how could Larsson achieve the second-highest number of book sales in 2008 with all these shortcomings?

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  • Shadows

    My sister has a shadow. It’s three times taller than her, and it’s opaque, and it whispers insults at her all day long. I sat by her day after day and then one day she took out some rubber cement and pasted it to the soles of my feet when I wasn’t looking. It started following me around after that. The shadow is murky and sinister; people look at it and walk in a wide circle around me. The shadow envelopes me, and tells me I’m ugly and stupid, a waste of space, a loser, and that I will never amount to anything. When I’m around my sister it gets louder because it has to belittle two people instead of one. Even when I’m alone, though, in the dark, in the silence, the shadow weighs on like a physical presence. When it follows me to work, my co-workers give me funny looks at my panicked expressions.

    “The shadow is so dark,” I tell my boss. “It makes it hard to see, sometimes, or pay attention. Its quiet whispers distract me.”

    “Well, find a way to fix it. We don’t have time for shadows here,” my boss says.

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  • The Red Tree by Caitlin Kiernan (Book Review)

    The Red TreeThe Red Tree is the story of Sarah Crowe, a writer who rents a rural Rhode Island house. Sarah is running from a lot of things: her career, her agent, the book she can’t seem to write, and her girlfriend Amanda’s suicide. There, in the cellar of the stifling old house, she finds typewriter and an old manuscript. Titled The Red Tree, the manuscript is the historical work of the house’s former tenant, an academic who hung himself with an extension cord before completing his work. His subject is the ancient red oak near the house, and the tragedies that seem to surround it. Sarah becomes obsessed with the manuscript, as well as with Constance, the young artist who rents the attic.

    Kiernan writes a line in this book talking about the old horror versus the new horror. The old horror, specifically Algernon Blackwood, whom she mentions by name, was largely atmospheric, defined almost as much by what you weren’t shown. The new horror, blatantly influenced by horror cinema, often shows you everything. Blood splatters as monsters crawl, saliva dripping from their teeth. As a result, a lot of horror writers are torn between two worlds of the Gothic, the new and the old.
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  • No-drama Llama

    One of the most difficult challenges in writing for the Cafe is to come up with a monthly piece of short fiction. A thousand words with a beginning, a middle, and an end. This is a writing skill I’ve wanted to gain, and I figured with the same discipline, work, and a lot of words on the page I’d figure out this short story stuff the same way I figured out how to win Nanowrimo every year I’ve participated.

    Sometimes it works. I’ve produced some pieces, published here at the Cafe, that I’m rather proud of. It wasn’t exactly easy, but I got in the zone, found a groove, and mixed metaphors like a boss and within a few hours I had something worth sharing with the world.

    But usually I got nothing.

    I’ve tried starting with prompts, with themes, with characters and situations and conflicts and a firm deadline. I can brainstorm, free write, take long walks and showers, make tripartate lists describing everything I can think of. But I can rarely find a character, a goal, obstacles to overcome, and a solution that fit within a thousand words. Mostly I can’t find an easy source of conflict, and if I try to force one for the sake of the story, it breaks the logic of the world. And, to misquote Elizabeth Bennett, I am unwilling to speak unless I expect to say something that will amaze the entire room.

    I have always told myself private stories to stave off boredom. But I realize all those stories have been at least novel-length. The characters aren’t dealing with short-term crises, they’re dealing with the problem of finding meaning within a life that can, in some circumstances, span centuries.

    Perhaps this reflects my own life, one I’ve managed to constructed to be remarkably free of drama. While some might bemoan my lack of passionate affairs, there also aren’t any fights, misunderstandings, abuse, or many sudden and traumatic losses. My life is pretty placid; possibly even boring, and I like it that way. Drama, to me, is a distraction.

    This perhaps explains why I’m not a big fan of chick-lit and romance. If everybody in those books would use their words and take one another seriously, well, the book would be a lot shorter.

    I guess that’s what they mean when they say to write what you know. Write your own journey. It’ll take as many words as it takes.