A REAL Writer’s Wish List

More time.

More focus.

More energy.

More enthusiasm.

A generous, consistent muse.

A personal copy editor.

A research assistant.

A personal think tank.

A stenographer.

An agent.

A publisher.

A multi-book contract.

A movie deal.

Adoring fans.

Fame.

Money.

Power.

A private island/writer’s retreat.

And one more good idea.

P.S. Also, books. Because, well, y’know. What everyone else said.