Hot pink post-it, found on fridge, 7am: Stop drinking my blood
Light blue post-it, found on fridge, 9pm: Gross, I would never!
Hot pink post-it, found on fridge, 10pm: I know it was you
Light blue post-it, found on fridge, 11pm: I don’t even drink blood
Hot pink post-it, found on bedroom door, 2am: Did you invite another one in? We talked about this!!
Light blue post-it, found on bedroom door, just before dawn: I’m not stupid. Maybe you invited them in.
Slightly singed hot pink post-it, found on bedroom door, 6:45am: You know I can’t do that
Light blue post-it, found on front door, 6am: Hope you didn’t stay out too late, you’re uninvited.
Receipt found shoved under door, 6:30am: I PAID RENT, YOU CAN’T KICK ME OUT
Letter taped to door, found 9:30pm: I spent all day reading up on my rights, and you are required by law to give me at least 30 days notice of an eviction. Plus, I want my stuff back. You better let me in to get it, or else.
Letter taped to door, written in blood, found 7:45am: I know my rights, don’t make me get daddy involved.
Letter taped to door, found 9pm next day: Look, I’m sorry I accused you of drinking my blood, can I come home? It’s too sunny out here.
Letter taped to door, found 10pm next day: OMG, you’re such a drama queen, Vlad. Did you even think to try the door? Uninviting you was waaaaay too much effort.
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