Category: Reviews

  • The “Flavia de Luce” mystery series, by Alan Bradley (book review)

    Imagine, if you will, an eleven-year-old girl who loves chemistry and Gladys, her battered bicycle, and always seems to be the first to find dead bodies in a series of novels with such titles as The Sweetness At the Bottom Of the Pie, The Weed That Strings the Hangman’s Bag, A Red Herring Without Mustard, I Am Half-sick Of Shadows, and Speaking from Among the Bones; an author who first started writing serious fiction in his mid-fifties and started to achieve fame for them in his sixties; and the extremely detailed setting of the novels was in a country he’d never visited.

    If your imagination is still trying to assemble all that, here are the missing pieces to this award-winning series of mystery novels: Flavia de Luce, the young heroine; Alan Bradley, the Canadian author; 1951 England, the setting. And if you haven’t read any of these stories, why not? They’re the best fiction to come down the pike in a long time. (more…)

  • Gravity (Movie Review)

    How do you survive the worst-possible scenario in space and make it back to Earth alive? Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) is an engineer on special assignment to fix a prototype component her team built for the Hubble Telescope. Leading the crew is Matt Kowalski (George Clooney), who is field-testing a new Manned Maneuvering Unit on his last mission out.

    In the opening scene, they get news that a planned detonation of a Russian satellite has misfired, leaving them just minutes to abort mission before they get bombarded by shrapnel. However, they can’t even get back into the shuttle before thousands of metal shards rip through them. By the time the field passes, only Stone and Kowalski are left alive and the shuttle has been destroyed. Their only hope is to get to the escape pods on the International Space Station before the shrapnel field can complete another orbit and hit them again.

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  • The Girl of Fire and Thorns (Book Review)

    So I read The Girl of Fire and Thorns by Rae Carson and thought the story-telling was brilliant. I loved the book. The pages turned rapidly and I’ve already picked up the second book in the series to read. I want to reiterate. I loved the book. I hate myself a little bit for that and this is why.

    From the first few pages, I could tell that something about Elisa, the main character, wasn’t quite what I was used to reading. She was a princess. She had a destiny. Both of these things are commonplace in YA literature. That wasn’t it. Things started clicking into place as she describes herself as looking like a “sausage roll” in the corset required for her wedding dress. When the seams rip on the dress I wondered if the author has ever worn a corset before or seen anyone wearing one. A “sausage roll” is not the way I would describe the effect of a corset. (more…)

  • Music Review: SUPERMEGAFANTASTIC

    This summer was the opposite of hectic, in that nothing big went on — but emotionally, it was busy. As such, I didn’t do a ton of writing. I would start something new, then the excitement (or catharsis) would fizzle and I’d find myself disinterested again. What I did was listen to a lot of music. I rekindled my love affair with owning CDs and whole albums. Music is a fairly big part of the way I write, and as much as I love The Glitch Mob, it’s not right for every situation.

    With that in mind, let’s talk about IAMDYNAMITE. Specifically, the album SUPERMEGAFANTASTIC. (Can I just say that the all caps names just make my day every time?)

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  • Alan Ryker’s Nightmare Man (Book Review)

    18297261In Alan Ryker’s Nightmare Man, Jessie, a young collections agent and would-be artist deals with his night terrors, in which he is haunted by dreams of the shadowy Nightmare Man. Jessie’s disorder has become dangerous to his family, as it sends him on sleeping rampages throughout the house as he attempts physical battle with his dream monster.

    His marriage and job in jeopardy, Jessie seeks medical help and finds himself in experimental trials for a new drug to combat his night terrors, and eliminate the Nightmare Man. But when his son begins his own night terrors, Jessie is forced to ask if the Nightmare Man is only in his head, or is something much worse.

    I really like Alan Ryker’s writing style. He has a conversational tone that puts you at ease, which makes the escalating tension all the greater. In this case, I also felt a personal connection with Jessie, the protagonist. Jessie was an aspiring comic book artist until the birth of his son forced him to take a job that would pay the bills rather than pursue the art he loved. A little known fact is that I was an initially an art major in college and spent most of my childhood drawing comic books. While I have mentioned that in passing on various blogs, it’s not well known that I have issues with parasomnia, the family of sleep disorders that includes night terrors.

    I don’t have the issue quite to the level of Jessie, and I wouldn’t consider myself dangerous, but people sleeping in the same bed have been punched, choked, kicked, or groped. In one particular incident, I apparently attempted to bite my ex-wife. I’ve always said that the best horror takes your fears and turns the volume up to eleven.  As such, I found myself relating well to Jessie. But even without my personal attachment, it is easy to connect to Ryker’s protagonist. Notice, I didn’t say “like.” There are things not to like about Jessie, as he is a fully drawn character with some definite flaws. I won’t get into them here, because some of them are important to the story, as Ryker explores the relationship between our personal identities and our life choices.

    The horror in this novella is not overdone or over-complicated; it is fairly simple and is done very well. At under 100 pages, it is a quick read with a lot going for it. If you like horror novellas, DarkFuse is a good place to start, and Ryker is one of their best.

  • Kate Griffin, Matthew Swift series: A Madness of Angels, The Midnight Mayor, The Neon Court, The Minority Council. (Book review)

    Once upon a time, a few years ago, Matthew Swift had a no good, horrible, very bad day. With the help of the blue electric angels he got better, and decided to do something about that.

    These are the tales of Matthew Swift, an urban sorcerer in modern-day London. He doesn’t use the traditional materials of fire, water, air, and earth; instead he uses mains power, gas, tarmac, and diesel exhaust to work his magics. He lives in the heartbeat of London; his feet quicken at rush hour and stroll on early Sunday mornings. He understands London’s denizens, the beggars, the pigeons, the urban foxes; the various clans and gangs, the Tribe, the Neon Court, the Whites, the Beggar King; the spells that can be cast with spray paint and a subway pass and power plucked from a street lamp. The magic is as modern as it is fantastic; golems are made of litter, a frustrated civil servant can inadvertently call forth primal forces of destruction, graffiti is used for wards and warnings, blue electric angels born of human passions live in the telephone wires.

    In Book One, Matthew seeks revenge for his own death, raining doom and destruction upon his foes. In Book Two, he finds himself suddenly tasked with saving the City from some unknown evil, which is ridiculous because after the destruction of Book One, what madman would give Matthew any authority whatsoever? In Book Three, Matthew must attempt diplomacy in order to avert a war, which is again ridiculous because the last time he tried to negotiate a peace the building fell down. And in Book 4, he faces the most implacable enemy of all— a civil service job.

    Griffin has built a richly textured world. Her magical London is as much a character as any other in the book. Her prose is descriptive and poetic and deserves to be savored. The magic is based on modern, not primeval, metaphors; so are the fantastic creatures, who have adapted to urban life as easily as the rats and cockroaches have.

    I just cannot tell you how much I love these books. They’re a lot like Neil Gaiman and very little like Harry Dresden. I love the language; I love the metaphors that build the magical spells. I love that Matthew and the blue electric angels both live in his skull and you can tell which one is speaking by whether its in first person singular or plural. I love how Matthew buys his clothes at charity shops because he wants the soles of his shoes worn just enough that he can feel the texture of the street below his feet. I love the clues sprinkled throughout the story that only become explicable at the end. I love watching Matthew perform his spells; to gain audience with the Beggar King, sit on a piece of cardboard by the side of the road and hopefully jingle coins in a styrofoam cup; to escape an eldritch horror summoned from the recycling bins, buy a Tube ticket, enter the station, and read the incantation (terms and conditions) on the back, which expressly forbids entry without a valid ticket. I love that the most powerful sorcerer in London is regarded in the magical community as something of a tosser.

    There’s a second series, too, Magicals Anonymous. The main character in this one is Sharon, a barista who founded a Facebook group very nearly named Weird Shit Keeps Happening to Me and I Don’t Know Why But Figure I Need Help, and runs support meetings in the church hall for, among others, a vampire with hygiene issues, a druid apprentice allergic to magic, a troll who just wants to be liked, and a banshee who is a lover of modern art. Magicals Anonymous is a little more tongue in cheek, mostly because Sharon doesn’t take herself nearly as seriously as Matthew does.

  • Monster in My Closet (Book Review)

    This is a review for the first book of the Monster Haven series, written by the Confabulator Café’s very own, R.L. Naquin. You can find Monster in my Closet, as well as the second book in the series, Pooka in my Pantry, wherever ebooks for Kindle and Nook are sold. The third installment of this six-book series, Fairies in my Fireplace, became available for purchase yesterday! Go check them out. Right now! What are you waiting for??

    This series is one of my new favorites. I read an over-abundance of urban fantasy, and while each has its own world and mythology, they all tend to echo each other.

    Not so with this book. This is something entirely new. Not only do we get to see monsters that have never before been included in urban fantasy, but there are new rules, and even new character archetypes.

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  • Wool (Book Review)

    Ashley, holding a copy of Wool by Hugh HoweyI wanted to review something unexpected. I wanted to be like, “Look at this awesome, avant-garde thing you’ve never heard of before.”

    Instead, I recently caught up with the rest of the universe and read Wool by Hugh Howey. A lot of my friends had read (and liked) it on Goodreads, and it caught my eye at the store one day. (The cover is gorgeous, by the way. Just in case you wanted to judge it by what really matters.)

    I liked the book. It’s fun to read sci-fi that isn’t in space nor optimistic about the future of the human race. (Even though I enjoy books that are optimistic and take place in space.) Our main characters live in the silo, and have for as long as history can remember. Holston, the sheriff of the silo, wants to leave the silo. Which, as it turns out, is punishable by death.

    Spoilers under the jump, kids.

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  • The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson (Book Review)

    imagesThe Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is the first of a series of three crime novels that Stieg Larsson completed before his death of a massive heart attack at age 50. It is a “phenomenon” novel and runaway best-seller in spite of some serious flaws: it starts with a prologue which does not involve the main characters; it ends with a summary that draws the novel well beyond the climax; after the prologue it moves slowly and describes the outcome of a trial; its dialogue is often wooden and serves as the author’s mouthpiece; its point of view sometimes wanders bewilderingly; descriptions are either perfunctory or very detailed, especially in the case of computer specifications; the Swedish-into-British English translation at times is quaint if not distracting; most of the characters in it have the same last name of Vanger, making the family tree thoughtfully included a vital but clumsy reference.

    So how could Larsson achieve the second-highest number of book sales in 2008 with all these shortcomings?

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  • The Red Tree by Caitlin Kiernan (Book Review)

    The Red TreeThe Red Tree is the story of Sarah Crowe, a writer who rents a rural Rhode Island house. Sarah is running from a lot of things: her career, her agent, the book she can’t seem to write, and her girlfriend Amanda’s suicide. There, in the cellar of the stifling old house, she finds typewriter and an old manuscript. Titled The Red Tree, the manuscript is the historical work of the house’s former tenant, an academic who hung himself with an extension cord before completing his work. His subject is the ancient red oak near the house, and the tragedies that seem to surround it. Sarah becomes obsessed with the manuscript, as well as with Constance, the young artist who rents the attic.

    Kiernan writes a line in this book talking about the old horror versus the new horror. The old horror, specifically Algernon Blackwood, whom she mentions by name, was largely atmospheric, defined almost as much by what you weren’t shown. The new horror, blatantly influenced by horror cinema, often shows you everything. Blood splatters as monsters crawl, saliva dripping from their teeth. As a result, a lot of horror writers are torn between two worlds of the Gothic, the new and the old.
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