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  • February Stories at the Confabulator Cafe

    February has arrived. A month where winter still holds on to our hearts, and we fight the chill by celebrating our loved ones on Valentine’s Day. And then hurry the month along by only giving it 28 days.

    Hopefully a couple of stories from the Cafe will help warm your days this month.

    The prompt: “Dance with me and pretend the world doesn’t exist,” he pleaded. And after that, there was no going back.

    Please join us on the following days to see what the Confabulators had to say about that.

    Monday, February 11: “Like the Sun” by Eliza Jaquays
    Monday, February 25: “At the Edge of the World” by Dianne Williams

  • The Myth of the Venerable Trauer Klouse

    by Cigan Cuk

    This is the Myth of the Venerable Trauer Klouse
    How his fame and story came to be
    Of his origin and acclaim
    And the fragments that are always left to see

    The year was two thousand and eighteen
    Winter holidays were selling in every store
    A jolly red clothed man was famous
    But behind this image there was something more

    Trauer Klouse lived alone
    He watched the world go slowly by
    His brother got all the attention
    Trauer was just like a piece of leftover pie

    Every year his brother was so famous
    And Trauer sat forgotten
    No one really cared about him
    His holidays and soul were often rotten

    Trauer had long white hair and a beard
    He looked like a mountain dweller that lived inside
    His appearance was derided by the judging masses
    And his eyes were dried from tears he had cried

    (more…)
  • In a Better World

    “Calling it. 7:38 AM for model AI-287B-017 – fatal error. Initiating shutdown procedures.”

    “No way,” Carter said, rolling his chair across the room, peering close at the shiny screen. Jones was always little too trigger-happy when it came to Shutdown. “Where?”

    “There,” Jones said, gesturing to a pulsating red frequency bar. “Inevitable resource overload.”

    The readout was admittedly complex, and the graphs never made as much sense to Carter as they did to the other Proctor. Jones lived for this stuff. They all did, really. Time was a finite resource just like all the other ones Earth was rapidly depleting, but unlike money or resources, it was not one the Firm could replenish. Still, a critical error was serious business. The boss was very picky about this stuff. (more…)

  • January Stories at the Confabulator Cafe

    Hello and welcome to the new year. And another year of stories here at the Cafe!

    This year, we have new prompts, new stories, and some new guest authors!

    For the first batch of stories for the new year, the Confabulators were challenged to write an origin story of their own (or their own twist on a an existing myth).

    Here’s the lineup for the month of January:

    Friday, January 4: “The Stylist” by Eliza Jaquays
    Friday, January 11: “In a Better World” by Greta Valentine
    Friday, January 18: “The Myth of the Venerable Trauer Klouse” by
    Cigan Cuk

  • December Stories at the Confabulator Cafe

    This year is drawing to a close, and we’re celebrating our third full year of fiction here at the Confabulator Cafe. Thank you so much for joining us each month, reader. Your support means a great deal.

    We already have our prompts for next year, which you can get a sneak peek for by visiting the Fiction Archive page. Make note of those months you’d really like to read so you’re sure to come check us out.

    For this month, the last month of the year, we tasked the Confabulators to write letters. Tis the season, after all! The only requirement for this month’s prompt was that the story had to be told in epistolary format (the entirety of the story told in correspondence back and forth). We hope you’ll enjoy this slightly different format (although we have had a brave Confabulator do it once before!).

    Here is the schedule for December:

    Friday, December 7: “A Sticky Exchange” by Eliza Jaquays
    Friday, December 14: “(22) Missed Calls” by Kita Haliwell
    Friday, December 21: “Help My Elf” by Dianne Williams
    Friday, December 28: “Christmas All My Life” by Sara Lundberg

  • November Stories at the Confabulator Cafe

    In my experience, couch cushions are greedy things that pickpocket us while we’re sitting on them. Coins, socks, remote controls, food crumbs all seem to end up deep within the cracks of comfortable (or in some cases, not-so-comfortable) couches. Sometimes, though, the couch gives things back.

    Our prompt for this month is “We found the lost ___ in the couch cushions.” Let’s see what the Confabulators found.

    We’ll have stories every Thursday except for Thanksgiving. Couches don’t return things on holidays.

    Here’s the November schedule:

    Thursday, November 8: “Living Room Moon” by Emily Mosher
    Thursday, November 15: “Spelunking” by Dianne Williams
    Thursday, November 29: “A Matter of Time” by Sara Lundberg

  • October Stories at the Confabulator Cafe

    Fall has arrived, dearest patrons of the Confabulator Café. Shorter, cooler days, apples and cider, pumpkins and other squash, Halloween and Thanksgiving. This particular Confabulator considers this to be the most wonderful time of the year.

    And this time of year wouldn’t be the same without apples. So, this month’s prompt included that necessity. The prompt is: “an apple a day keeps the doctor away. What happens when you run out?”

    I hope you’ll join us every Monday this month to find out.

    Here’s the October schedule:

    Monday, October 8: “Ugly Fruit” by Emily Mosher
    Monday, October 15: “Il Dottore” by Aspen Junge
    Monday, October 22: “Apple Heart” by Eliza Jaquays
    Monday, October 29: “Apple of Her Mother’s Eye” by Sara Lundberg

  • September Stories at the Confabulator Cafe

    Hello, readers. Hope you’re ready for a brand new month of fiction.

    Our prompt this month was about dreams. Confabulators were given this line to inspire stories: “Every night you visit me. Sometimes in my dreams. Sometimes in my nightmares.”

    Here’s the schedule for September. Hope to see you around!

    Friday, September 7: “Dream Wars” by Emily Mosher
    Friday, September 14: “Sunday Morning Coffee” by Kara DeLaughter
    Friday, September 21: “Motorcycle Jack” by Dianne Williams

  • Timeline Unlimited, Inc.

    “No, that’s not it at all, Mr. Evans.  There is no such thing as travelling through time.  It is a bit of a misunderstanding in the public to be sure, but our company cannot, nor will it ever, send anyone back through time.”

    I blinked a few times, “…Okay… Well, what exactly do you do then?”  I sat on the visitor’s side of a solid oak desk. The papers were stacked perfectly.  A pristine chrome-ish pen sat upright in its stand reflecting light from the desk lamp like a beacon.  There were no pictures frames.  Nothing out of order.  No clutter at all.  Just a stack of papers, the pen, and the desk light.

    The rest of the room was just as polished.  Beige tile floor, no dust to be found even if I was looking on my hands and knees.  Bookshelves in perfect order along the walls on either side of the desk. A door behind me, and a blank wall in front of me.  The lighting was a warm yellow, which gave life to the otherwise sterile room.

    Across the desk, sitting in the captain chair was the sales rep.  Broad shoulders, square jawline, and even a muscular neck. His suit pressed handsomely, and not a dimple or mole or freckle anywhere on his immaculate skin.  Maybe he was 50 years old judging by the gray peppered throughout his dark head of hair, but honestly, I had no idea. His smile was wide and toothy like a curious teenager.  And it never left his face.

    Mr. Smith was pretty goddamn pleasant considering the mystery which surrounded all of this.

    “I’m glad you asked, Dan.  Can I call you Dan?”

    “Eh… Sure.”

    “Well, you see, Timeline Unlimited is not a time travelling company.  We simply give people the opportunity to send their memories back, changing their personal timeline,” he shifted in his chair, “It’s not like the movies.  In the movies, you’ve got Van Damme jumping back and forth through time trying to save his wife by changing events in the past. But in real life, that kind of thing is impossible.  Pardon my French, but it’s bonafide bullshit.” (more…)

  • All The Time We Need

    Much needed August rain spotted her dusty wind shield as Caroline pressed her pass to the identifier, and then, her ring finger print. Nodding to the guard, she drove the FEMA van through the gate to the restricted area. Around her neck, were nine badges, and her eye was the final key to the interior lock of the old missile silo.

    Caroline’s parents, Sophie and Frank, molecular physics professors, had spent their lives developing their dream. Unknown to the University and the Board of Regents, their true work was hidden in the confines of a superfund site. And now, passing through the final locked door, she was going to fulfill their dying wish.

    Lead Engineer, Jordan, her handsome fiancé, greeted her in a warm embrace, nuzzling her neck. She air kissed his cheek and took off her hard hat.

    Her father’s handpicked team of grad students was assembled. The systems were set. Alone, in the private office her parents had once occupied, she took deep breaths to shake off her pre-travel nerves. With a touch of a button, hidden under the chair rail on the wall, the panels silently moved to display the panorama of the lab just beyond the office door.

    Sophie had designed this office to spend as much private time with her beloved husband as possible, as Frank kept his micromanaging eye on everything.

    They had both cautioned Caroline to keep this view a secret, but she had decided to reveal it to Jordan when she returned from her travel. After all, he was her father’s most favored protégé, and they would be married next month.

    From the windows, she watched the team activate the systems for the maiden near journey. Sophie had always planned that Caroline would be the first. Frank, a life-long feminist, thought it was a funny idea – taking the trip before she got her MRS. Degree, a sign that he approved of her engagement with Jordan.

    It was Sophie’s idea to use a new minivan – in a style that hadn’t changed much for the past five years so it wouldn’t stand out in the near past and could be considered a desired antique in the decades to come. (more…)