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  • What is the longest thing you have written?

    Writers know it’s not the size of the story that matters, but how effectively we tell it. Usually a story is however many words/pages/paragraphs/sentences that it needs to be. Sometimes, however, we do aim for a particular word goal. As you have seen on this website, once a month we aim to write a story in 1,000 words. In November, we all try to write at least 50,000 words for National Novel Writing Month.

    It’s true, we know that size doesn’t matter, but sometimes we like to brag about the longest thing we’ve ever written.

    Ashley M. Poland

    I’m not a very prolific writer, so the longest thing I’ve written is just (kind of short) novel length: a little more than 65,000 words. I still can’t decide if this is just something about me as a writer, or indicative of the sort of plots I tackle.

    Sara Lundberg

    With several 50,000ish word stories under my belt, last year I decided I was going to attempt my first full-length book; a 50k word novel is really more of a novella. It took me three months of writing pretty much every day, but in the end, the draft ended up being 107,000 words. It may be longer or shorter once it’s edited, but it is the longest thing I’ve ever written.

    Kevin Wohler

    I’ve written one complete novel that was around 80,000 words. This was about 15 years ago, and it wasn’t very good. Since then, I have tried to write a couple of novels, but petered out before finishing. My most recent attempt from November’s National Novel Writing Month was over 50,000 words, but remains unfinished … for now.

    Paul Swearingen

    The longest piece I’ve written so far is a post-apocalyptic YA novel of about 76,300 words, entitled You Can Believe It. I tried to keep it shorter. I really did – I killed off at least two characters prematurely and was forced to resuscitate them by members of several writing groups. They insisted that I was imposing cruel and unusual punishment on those poor characters – kids, actually – and to bring them back to life immediately. And so I did. And so the novel stretched on about 20K words longer than I’d planned. And so it’s my first experimental Amazon KDP Select novel, which I may pull the plug on after the minimum three months in the program, unless it suddenly catches on and does well

    Jack Campbell, Jr.

    Kill Creek Road is right around 75,000 words. That is by far the longest thing I’ve written. I bought in to the traditional model of writing education. I wrote a lot of short stories in the name of learning the craft before I attempted a full-length book. I am writing a second novel titled Heaven’s Edge. It’s a hard-boiled science fiction concept that I am trying to map out for three books, Heaven’s Edge, A Halo’s Slip, and To Hell and Back. If it goes the way I am expecting, all three books will be on the short side for novels. I’ve written a few full-length screenplays, including a sequel to Kill Creed Road, but I couldn’t tell you what the word count’s are. They are all around a hundred pages. Overall, I  still consider myself a writer of short fiction, but I find myself thinking more about longer works.

    Christie Holland

    The longest thing I’ve written was my last completed novel.  I started it during National Novel Writing Month, NaNoWriMo, but by the time I finished it, it was over 90k.

  • We Live On the Same Block (Week Ending July 7)

    You know how some guys don’t like to talk about a certain “condition” because they’re afraid it will happen to them? Because they’re afraid they’ll have to start taking those little blue pills advertised so prominently on late night television? Well there’s a condition — an equally performance-inhibiting affliction — that affects writers. It’s called writer’s block.

    Here at the Cafe, however, we’re not afraid to talk about it. In fact, when we posed the question to our writers, they all jumped at the chance to put in their two cents on this often overlooked scourge. Some think it’s real. Some think it’s all in your head. But all of our Cafe regulars have some wise words for aspiring writers facing this problem.

    Until next time,

    The Cafe Management

  • What is the scariest novel/story/poem you’ve ever read?

    This week at the Cafe, we all wrote stories in an attempt to make you hesitate before turning off the light before bed, question that shadow on the wall, and think twice about that strange bump in the night. If our tales didn’t manage to scare you, or if you enjoyed being scared and want more, try these stories that managed to scare the Confabulators.

    Paul Swearingen

    I don’t recall reading anything that really scared me, but Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu’s “Camilla”, published in 1872, is about the creepiest story I ever read. It’s a Gothic vampire tale that predates “Dracula” by 25 years.

    Ted Boone

    Scariest story was “The Telltale Heart,” by Edgar Allen Poe. I actually listened to the story on a record player as a third grader at school. That night while I was trying to get to sleep, I could hear my pulse beating against my pillow. I twisted and turned, but no matter what I did, I couldn’t NOT hear my own heartbeat. And every time it beat, I grew more and more convinced something was buried under by bedroom floorboards. I don’t think I slept well for a month after first hearing that story. I still get freaked out sometimes when my heartbeat echoes in my ears late at night. Yikes.

    Jason Arnett

    Whitley Strieber’s Communion terrified me when I read it because I wanted to believe. I mean really BELIEVE. The fact that these beings could come and go at will not just in his house but throughout his life, as well. I reserve judgment on whether or not Strieber’s accounts are true (he still affirms they are). In all honesty, I’d like to believe that he’s telling the truth even though it is terrifying in the extreme if he is. It would explain so much.

    Kevin Wohler

    I have read a lot of horror over the years, but nothing scared me like the end of Stephen King’s novella “The Mist.” I was up late reading it one night, trying to finish before I went to bed. Now, in fairness, the story is darn creepy. But it wasn’t the story that scared me. With only a few pages left to go, I was startled when the lamp beside me blew its lightbulb and left me in total darkness. I freaked out. I may have screamed. I’m not sure. No story before or since had me wound that tight while I was reading it.

    Sara Lundberg

    Believe it or not, no author has managed to scare me with his creatures as much as Terry Brooks. There is a demon assassin in one of his Magic Kingdom of Landover novels that kept me from being able to sleep without a nightlight for days. For a fantasy writer, his novels are pretty horrifying.

    Christie Holland

    The scariest book I’ve ever read was World War Z by Max Brooks.  I had to stop reading it after dinner so that I wouldn’t have nightmares.  The zombie apocalypse isn’t something to joke about, people.

    Jack Campbell, Jr.

    I mostly read and write dark fiction, so this is tough for me. There are a lot of different types of fear, and despite being a relatively small genre, horror has a lot of subcategories because of it. Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart” is a classic piece of psychological horror. Clive Barker’s The Hellbound Heart was gruesome and spectacular. Stephen King’s The Shining might be King’s scariest novel. The Road by Cormac McCarthy is beautiful and gritty. Ira Levin’s Rosemary’s Baby deserves a mention, as does  H.P. Lovecraft, but I don’t think I could narrow it down to a single Lovecraftian story. Robert Lewis Stevenson, Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker, Algernon Blackwood, Ambrose Bierce, M.R. James, Henry James, Shirley Jackson, Richard Matheson, Joyce Carol Oates, Chuck Palahniuk, Jack Ketchum,  Ramsey Campbell, Peter Straub, Whitley Strieber, Bentley Little, John Saul… Don’t make me choose.

    Ashley M. Poland

    My answer is supremely uncool, but I don’t actually like to be scared when I read. I had a Stephen King phase in middle school, a horror film craze for a couple years after that, and then concluded I was done being scared by my fiction. (Or more accurately, reading fiction where the only goal was to scare me.) “Cujo” made me cry, though, and always sticks with me as really terrifying. It’s because it wasn’t something big and supernatural: it was a sick dog. Man, sick dogs can happen to anyone.

  • Stories Around a Campfire (Week Ending June 30)

    Over at the Confabulator Cafe, all our writers decided to do a little camping this week. As they sit around the fire, roasting hot dogs, making s’mores, and kicking back with an adult beverage or two, they’re going to share some stories. Specifically, campfire stories.

    A campfire story is a spooky story told around a campfire. It could be a ghost story, a story of being lost in the woods, or even an urban legend (one of those stories that begins with “this happened to a friend of a friend of mine…”). The campfire is one of the most primal settings for storytelling, and the campfire story reflects our fears about the world. Often there’s a turn at the end of the story which leaves the listener wondering if being out in the middle of nowhere is really a good idea.

    So pull up a log and grab a stick for roasting. The fire is warm and it might help keep away the things that live out there in the shadows.

    See you next week,

    The Cafe Management

  • Do you have your own blog?

    For some of us, the Confabulator Cafe is our only internet home, and this is the only place to find our words of wisdom. The rest of us have dabbled in varying degrees with our own blogs, from personal to critique, informational to opinion. If you’re ever curious to see what we do outside of the Cafe, take a gander and visit any of the blogs mentioned below.

    Jason Arnett

    I’m on the Web at www.jasonarnett.com and have been since 2007. What you’ll find there are pages about the stories I’ve written, a short bio, and a page where I take on the somewhat daunting task of writing commissions for anyone who’s interested. I write about whatever interests me but I tend to focus on what I’m writing at the time, where the idea came from, what I’m doing to research it, and where it will eventually appear. I also talk about music, film and books. You know – all the things that go into one’s writing.

    Muriel Green

    No, I don’t blog. Unless one counts the Confabulator Cafe as blogging. I do, however, make videos which one can watch by going to documinutes.wordpress.com.

    Jack Campbell, Jr.

    You can find my home website, This Average Life at www.jackcampbelljr.com. I have samples of flash fiction that I have written, and I write about whatever else comes to mind. It began as my thoughts on various aspects of writing. It later evolved to be more about my thoughts on my life, as well as current events. I find that the things that affect you affect your writing, so my blog is mostly about how current events in both society and my life shape the art of writing.

    Kevin Wohler

    Yes, I actually have a couple of different blogs that I have managed over the years. I used to run a film blog, but that’s been on the back burner for a year or so. I also have a professional blog that I use for my copywriting career. But my main blog is The Creativity Well (www.kansasbard.com). I use it to talk about creativity, writing, and anything that grabs my attention. Though I don’t update it every week, I try to post something new every month.

    Sara Lundberg

    I’m a bit of a blog addict, which actually makes me a horrible blogger. I have half a dozen blogs, and I’m bad about updating most of them. The two that get the most attention these days (other than the Cafe, of course) are my personal writing blog Prospective Writer (selundberg.blogspot.com), and Red Wine Reminiscence (redwinereminiscence.blogspot.com), which is a blog I use to track and rate all of the different red wines I’ve tried.

  • A Poem is Red, the Verses Are Blue (Week Ending June 23)

    When readers think of favorite books, most would probably choose a favorite literary genre, or maybe a non-fiction book like a biography or memoir. A few theatre-minded types might pick their favorite dramatis personae in a play. But these days, the general populace of readers don’t think about that other flavor of writing. We’re talking about the yin to prose’s yang: poetry.

    Despite what your English teachers may have drilled into you in school, poetry is not something that stopped being written in the 1800s. Poetry is alive and well and lives on today in new forms and with new voices. So we decided to ask our writers here at the cafe whether or not they have dabbled in verse, and what they think about it in general.

    So, what about you, dear reader? Are you in love with lyrical alliteration? Do you find yourself dreaming in iambic pentameter? Give us your thoughts and comments below!

    Until Next Week,

    The Cafe Management

  • What’s Your Favorite Movie?

    If there’s one thing writers love more than telling stories, it’s hearing new ones. While writers do love to read, most of us are also serious movie buffs, as well. A lot of times our writing meetings deteriorate into swapping movie and book suggestions. This week, we asked the Confabulators to share their favorite movie. We hope you’ll discover something new from our recommendations, and that you’ll share with us your favorite movies in the comments section!

     Jack Campbell, Jr.

    This is hard for me because I love movies almost as much as books. I think my favorite might be The Shawshank Redemption. I can’t think of a single thing I would change about that movie. Beautiful, gritty, and narrated by Morgan Freeman. How can you beat that?

    Muriel Green

    The Usual Suspects

    Sara Lundberg

    I hate this question because it’s hard. I have a hard time claiming anything as a favorite, because it depends on my mood or what’s going on in my life. My Top Five don’t tend to change much, though, so you get five for the price of one: Empire Records, Boondock Saints, I Heart Huckabees, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Labyrinth.

    Jason Arnett

    Oh, boy. Today my favorite movie is The Dark Knight because I just watched a supercut of the Joker. (Google it – it’s just the scenes of Heath Ledger speaking on camera and runs about ten minutes.) Tomorrow it may be Inception and the day after it may be something else like The Two Towers. I leave it to the reader to determine what these films may have in common.

    Kevin Wohler

    My favorite movie is M. Night Shyamalan’s Unbreakable. Not only is it an excellent superhero origin story, it is visually beautiful in its camera shots and use of color. Unbreakable also has a personal connection for me. Samuel L. Jackson’s character Elijah Price has a genetic disorder called osteogenesis imperfecta, a fragile bone disorder. That’s why kids in the neighborhood call him “Mr. Glass.” This is the same disorder I have, although my case is more severe than his. Let’s just say Shyamalan didn’t do great research.

    Larry Jenkins

    I’m definitely a sucker for movies about writers. I personally own Finding Forrester, Wonder Boys, and Dead Poets Society, and I watch those films over and over again.  Sometime I just like to have them on in the background so I can listen to the characters talk while I work on the house or fold laundry. That being said, I also have a soft spot for the cleverly written film. The one that makes me go, “Oh . . . well done. Didn’t see that one coming.” For my money, one of the very best of those is The Usual Suspects. Again, I own this film, but if it’s on TV, I’m definitely giving it a few minutes of my time. It’s also found its way onto my iTunes, so if I’m on a trip and find myself without something good to read, I’m queuing up Verbal Kint and the boys. I always love learning the truth about Keyser Soze.

  • Write. Revise. Submit. Repeat. (Week Ending June 16)

    Science fiction writer Robert A. Heinlein had five rules for writing. Rule number four was “You must put your story on the market.” It’s a simple rule, but one that we as writers often forget. Writing is not just about writing. It’s about getting published.

    This week we’re asking the writers in our Cafe to admit whether or not they are following Heinlein’s advice. We have a wide range of answers. We have writers who have published novels, others who are on the cusp, and some who still need some encouragement to finish their work and get it out there.

    We hope you find each of their stories inspiring to read. Tell us how you’re doing in your quest for publication. Have you submitted anything yet? Let us know in the comments section below!

    See you next week,

    The Cafe Management

  • What TV Show Would You Like to Write For?

    The dream job for many of us would be to write for our favorite television shows. Or maybe not our favorite. Maybe for a television show we feel could benefit from our superior writing skills. Or maybe a show we don’t necessarily love, but has an amazing writing staff. We all have our reasons, but most of us, at one time or another, have wished to be able to write for television. Here’s what shows we wish we could write for.

    Muriel Green

    I would love to revive Forever Knight. Forever Knight was a Canadian TV show from the ’90s about a vampire detective who solves crimes in Toronto as a way to atone for his centuries as a killer.

    Jack Campbell, Jr.

    I would have loved to write a teleplay for The Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, or The Outer Limits. I loved the old anthology shows. The Twilight Zone episodes came from the minds of some of the greatest writers of the era. As far as current shows, I would like to write for Southland. I love gritty realism.

    Kevin Wohler

    Most of the television shows I love have gone to that big blue channel in the sky. That said, there are a few that I would love to bring back. I’d love to revive The Greatest American Hero, the iconic ’80s series about an English teacher who is given a superhero suit by aliens, only to lose the instruction booklet. Though the original premise is a bit cheesy by today’s standards, I think it could be made into a great action series. First, I’d elevate the humor above the slapstick of the original series. Then I’d add a real element of danger. Maybe the suit is to prepare Earth against an invasion. Maybe the instruction book wasn’t lost, but stolen by a covert government agency. Maybe there’s a second suit out there, used by someone who isn’t so nice — and he has his instruction book. I think this series has great potential and could be a hit with today’s superhero-obsessed audiences. With my love of comic books and the superhero genre, I could do it justice.

    Sara Lundberg

    Definitely Doctor Who. That show’s storylines are epic, the characters are brilliant, and it has such an amazing cast of writers. I’d give a spare organ to be able to work with Steven Moffat. I even wrote a Doctor Who fan fiction story once, so I’ve had practice! Although I’d also probably give up limbs and organs to work on any show Joss Whedon comes up with next. I bet I could have written a pretty kick-ass Buffy episode.

    R.L. Naquin

    Just one show? Warehouse 13. I could totally come up with some crazy stuff for them to chase after. The mixture of everyday and weird? That’s my writing style. Sign me up!

    Jason Arnett

    You mean one that already exists? Because there are two television shows in my head that I’d love to write for. But if we’re limiting to what’s at least theoretically ‘realistic’, I would be jazzed to write for Torchwood. I think Jack Harkness’ potential and his relationship with Gwen would be fun to explore and getting into Jack’s head would be amazing, especially after the brutal revelations of Children of Earth.
  • Are You Experienced? (Week Ending June 9)

    The old adage for writers states that we should write what we know. But how many of us actually put that to use? This week, the Confabulator Cafe is asking its writers to talk about experience and how it informs or influences their writing.

    Some writers live for new experiences. Others write what we can’t experience. Whether they are writing about their day jobs or slipping tidbits about their favorite hobbies into the mix, most writers have no shortage of experience to draw from.

    We hope you enjoy this week’s posts. Leave us some comments, and don’t forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter.

    See you next week,

    The Cafe Management